Hyper vs 11 tiny Ninjas

As i'm walking through the field, i enter a forest. Wanting a change in scenery, I gleefully walk right in. Suddenly, 11 kids who just so happen to be
extremely badass ninjas pop out and challenge me to a battle. Ignoring the fact that i stole 18 legendary pokemon from those kids earlier, i send out mudkip.

Same as always, vote for who you want to win.

It's a trick question.<_< no one.They're insignificant in some way

what's the deal with the pirates? and go tiny ninjas.

the pirates smell fish coming from hyper.he probably stole it from them somehow.

I voted Hyper,Btw,what does pirates option mean?

it means pirates

Or maybe he took his leftover fish from the restaurant,but the fish were actually some kind of sacred items to the pirates.The pirates probably raided the restaurant and beat everyone to death and interrogating them to find where the missing fish were.They told them it was Hyper and now the pirates are going to put a bounty on Hyper's head and that's why the ninjas showed up.The pirates is a choice in case for some reason,Hyper is going to turn himself in to them.=PDoes this answer anyone's question?

Ha nice. But that old Mudkip? Shouldn't you evolve it already. Into Marshtomp. By this time it should be able to even be Swampert. Swampert is cool. So Hyper evolve that darn Mudkip. He'll be pwnage as Swampert.

It probably has a shard of an everstone embedded within its brain.

The ninjas run away no reason and I continue down the path.